Portman Authority Top 10 Video Tribute To Natalie Portman
Natalie Portman is the reason impure thoughts were invented. Now you might be asking yourself, what's the deal with the Natalie Portman craze? Is it because she still looks like she's thirteen years old? Yup, that's pretty much it. Wait, that doesn't make us sexual predators, does it? Holy shit, Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC's "To Catch A Predtor" is knocking on our front door!
#10 Natalie Talks Dirty on Inside The Actors Studio - Natalie says vagina. What could be hotter than that?
#9 Natalie's Japanese Shampoo Commercial - Natalie, Portman as a ninja. Man those Japanese people are smart!
#8 The Natalie Portman Rap - I could listen to Natalie sing #7 Natalie Walks In Slow Motion In Closer - I'm sorry, what? Sorry, I can't stop watching this. #6 Natalie Teaches You How To Learn Spanish - The Unites States education problems would be solved with tactics like this.
#5 Technically Natalie's First Nude Scene - If you like seeng her get tortured in the process. Not exactly the Phoebe Cates scene from Fast Times At Ridgemont High.#4 Natalie Goes Swimming In Garden State - Is there a petition to have Zach Braff executed yet? We'll sign it after we sign the one to castrate Dane Cook.
#3 Natalie Looks Criminal In V For Vendetta - You could actually hear guys masturbating in the theater during this scene. #2 Natalie Slips Her Nip For Dave - Our recommendation...don't blink.#1 Natalie's Famous Striptease - Apparently there's deleted footage somewhere out there of her naked that was destroyed. Yeah right!
